Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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