I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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