literally had 100 drinks last night.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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