I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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