how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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