All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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