the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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