I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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