how do flat chested girls get laid?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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did i walk over a car last night?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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