I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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