Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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