I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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