I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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