can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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