I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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