I must be too annoying 4 u.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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