McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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