Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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