Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Everyone says I win the strip club
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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