I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
my being single is dangerous.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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