Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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