lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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