are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
If I die, sorry about rent.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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