Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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