whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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