VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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