Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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