Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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