He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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