I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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