you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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