I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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