what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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