I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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