Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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