I'm drive I can fine osifer
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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