do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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