The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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