R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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