I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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