dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Randomize
