I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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