ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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