Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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