I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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