I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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