You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
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The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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