So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Randomize
