She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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