idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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