if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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