it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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