Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just cropdusted the office
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
This is the high leading the old right now
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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