We're facebook friends in real life
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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