Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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