Define "chronic" masturbator.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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